Archive for April, 2008


Right or Wrong? Removing the FLDS Children

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

I, of course, weigh firmly on the side of the big cojones in Texas. FINALLY a government entity not afraid of the polygamists! What say you? Should they have removed the children? Should they put them in foster care? Lots of problems will ensue with that, but can it be worse than what they are currently subjected to?

Freak out

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

I freaking noticed the other day that I say freaking a whole freaking lot. This, of course, is because I am trying NOT to say that other word, the one that ALSO starts with F and ends with G, but has some other letters in the middle of it that people don’t like. I sound like I’m twelve. Good freaking hell.

You Twitter? I twitter….

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

If you are totally in love with my words, or even if you just find me mildly interesting, you are invited to follow me on Twitter. I love technology. I don’t know how to WORK it, but I love it.

Tea, er, Postum and sympathy…

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

The recent raid on the FLDS enclave in Eldorado, Texas, and the subsequent removal of more than 400 children, is garnering some sympathy from a myriad of groups. There is no huge outcry, except from the polygamists themselves, but there is a quiet force of concern and empathy for this group that so many do not understand.

My sympathy goes out to the children, who are surely terrified. They have had no other experience, no other life, other than what they have been raised with. They have been taught, as surely and firmly as many other children of extremists are taught, that this is the ONLY TRUE THING, and everyone else is wrong. Those evil “wrong” people include the authorities who stepped in to save them. Undoubtedly, the majority do not consider themselves saved.

But this is a society where young girls are chattel, and young boys are carrion, circling the remains and scooping up the only salvageable parts. Middle-aged men rule this perverse kingdom, with an iron fist, and love is doled out in terms of sexual abuse, forced pregnancy, and eternal damnation should one choose to stray.

It is, to be sure, an extreme belief system, and an extreme lifestyle. And where did it all start?

(For your reading pleasure, this snippet begins in the D&C, Section 132, 54, where God let that haughty Emma, wife of Joseph Smith, know she better start listening and stop arguing. Polygamy=good. Really. Just ask Joseph Smith Jr.)

54 And I command mine handmaid, Emma Smith, to abide and cleave unto my servant Joseph, and to none else. But if she will not abide this commandment she shall be destroyed, saith the Lord; for I am the Lord thy God, and will destroy her if she abide not in my law.
55 But if she will not abide this commandment, then shall my servant Joseph do all things for her, even as he hath said; and I will bless him and multiply him and give unto him an hundredfold in this world, of fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, houses and lands, wives and children, and crowns of eternal lives in the eternal worlds.
56 And again, verily I say, let mine handmaid forgive my servant Joseph his trespasses; and then shall she be forgiven her trespasses, wherein she has trespassed against me; and I, the Lord thy God, will bless her, and multiply her, and make her heart to rejoice.
57 And again, I say, let not my servant Joseph put his property out of his hands, lest an enemy come and destroy him; for Satan seeketh to destroy; for I am the Lord thy God, and he is my servant; and behold, and lo, I am with him, as I was with Abraham, thy father, even unto his exaltation and glory.
58 Now, as touching the law of the priesthood, there are many things pertaining thereunto.
59 Verily, if a man be called of my Father, as was Aaron, by mine own voice, and by the voice of him that sent me, and I have endowed him with the keys of the power of this priesthood, if he do anything in my name, and according to my law and by my word, he will not commit sin, and I will justify him.
60 Let no one, therefore, set on my servant Joseph; for I will justify him; for he shall do the sacrifice which I require at his hands for his transgressions, saith the Lord your God.
61 And again, as pertaining to the law of the priesthood-if any man espouse a virgin, and desire to espouse another, and the first give her consent, and if he espouse the second, and they are virgins, and have vowed to no other man, then is he justified; he cannot commit adultery for they are given unto him; for he cannot commit adultery with that that belongeth unto him and to no one else.
62 And if he have ten virgins given unto him by this law, he cannot commit adultery, for they belong to him, and they are given unto him; therefore is he justified.
63 But if one or either of the ten virgins, after she is espoused, shall be with another man, she has committed adultery, and shall be destroyed; for they are given unto him to multiply and replenish the earth, according to my commandment, and to fulfil the promise which was given by my Father before the foundation of the world, and for their exaltation in the eternal worlds, that they may bear the souls of men; for herein is the work of my Father continued, that he may be glorified.
64 And again, verily, verily, I say unto you, if any man have a wife, who holds the keys of this power, and he teaches unto her the law of my priesthood, as pertaining to these things, then shall she believe and administer unto him, or she shall be destroyed, saith the Lord your God; for I will destroy her; for I will magnify my name upon all those who receive and abide in my law.
65 Therefore, it shall be lawful in me, if she receive not this law, for him to receive all things whatsoever I, the Lord his God, will give unto him, because she did not believe and administer unto him according to my word; and she then becomes the transgressor; and he is exempt from the law of Sarah, who administered unto Abraham according to the law when I commanded Abraham to take Hagar to wife.
66 And now, as pertaining to this law, verily, verily, I say unto you, I will reveal more unto you, hereafter; therefore, let this suffice for the present. Behold, I am Alpha and Omega. Amen.

And we’re back…

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Did you miss me? I missed this blog, let me tell you. I could not post for the better part of a week, for reasons my Web guru can only fathom. He finally got me back online, and, well, phew. Take a deep breath. That was a little frightening. And probably a happy day for many.

Sorry to disappoint those of you who were cheering my brief absence.

I really wanted to blog about the FLDS Eldorado raid, but that’s old news by now. Let me just say, TEXAS, you rock! Teenage girls should be giggling about dates with cute boys, not juggling babies given to them by old pervs.

I tried to respond to THIS comment, as well, from our friend Ted:

Here I am over a year later.
I do not understand something about Mormon critics. Why is it such a common practice to label or degrade the entire Church based on something that an LDS member, or a several members did wrong. Your article is full of this.
For example, “Of course, it’s okay if the Church does not leave ME alone. At least in their eyes. They can harass me to high heaven. And they do.”
FACT: The LDS Church does not harass you to ‘high heaven’. There may be some members who wrongfully harass you, but the Church does not. The Church very vocally condemns such action. Refer to any Ensign magazine ever published, or talks from any General Conference ever held for countless examples. Its all available on the Church website at lds.org .
Your article implies that the LDS Church must publish official prophecy condemning polygamy before you will acknowledge that it is a dead practice among the Church. If you demand official declarations from very official sources such as prophecy, then why not stick to official declarations and official sources to attack, instead of obscure actions of people who just happen to be LDS?
I personally attended the LDS General Conference in SLC, October 2007. As I waited to enter the building I was subjected to listen to Mormon critics loudly blaspheming and harassing all who waited to get in. Once I was inside and in my seat, a very calm, clear voice came over the speaker system. I remember word for word what was said.
“We are aware that there are those outside who would try to interrupt this meeting. We ask that you show them respect.”

Which I did.

But now that I can finally post, I find it pretty damn boring. YAWWWWN. Give me a break. Don’t compare me to the street preachers who scream at Mormons, Teddy…. YOU came here. Not the other way around. And it IS Church policy to send people out to round up those strays…. YOU know it is. Sorry, but your argument doesn’t fly. But you have a nice day.

The worst thing now is that the spammers are here in all their glory, and my BIG ASS MOFO SPAM FILTER is not working properly, so until that gets functioning, there might be some, ahem, rather interesting comments. I’ll try to catch them.

Sorry for the inconvenience. It’s good to be back.

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