The reason I am so not getting good Christmas presents next year….

Dad: Wow, RubySue just floored me with her knowledge and understanding the other day.
Me: What?
Dad: Well, she said, ‘Grandpa, I know what the Holy Ghost is.’ And I said, ‘What?’ And she said, ‘He doesn’t have a body.’
Me: Oh yeah?
Dad: Then I decided to see if she really understood it, and I asked, ‘So what is he?’ And she said, ‘He’s a spirit, and he is there by us all the time to help us.’ I just can’t believe how well she understands these gospel concepts.
Me: Are you talking about RubySue? The same child who watched an episode of Little House on the Prairie with you, and then spent the rest of the evening hunkered down under the dining room table, yelling at us to take cover to avoid the twister–THE TWISTER!!–that was about to tear through the living room? That RubySue?

Mormona non grata, I’m telling you…..


6 Responses to “The reason I am so not getting good Christmas presents next year….”

  1. Renee Says:

    *snort*

  2. WendyP Says:

    RubySue cracks me up. Little House can be traumatizing. I remember Mary going blind, then having her baby burn up in the Blind School fire. And that crazy episode, toward the end of the series’ run, with Albert’s girlfriend, Sylvia, getting raped by that guy in that creepy white mask. :O I kid you not. (BTW, they don’t air that episode on KBYU–lol)

    My mom used to think my daughter was a spiritual giant as well. She’s now placed her hopes on Suzy’s son, Easton. He blew it recently when he thought her Lladro Christus statue of Jesus looked like a ghost and kept saying in a spooky voice, “OoooOOooo Jesus”, whenever he saw it. Haha…

  3. Natalie Says:

    LOLOLOL. Wendy, that’s hilarious. I suspect Easton, raised by his parents, ain’t gonna be the next GA. But hey, ya never know…. And WOW, I forgot about the rape one!

  4. MLBower Says:

    I cannot stop laughing!

  5. Cyn Bagley Says:

    Snort! or snot, I can’t tell which it is…

    Cyn

  6. Caryn Says:

    Hilarious! And children are really good at spitting out the words adults have told them, whether or not they really understand the concepts.

    By the way, glad to see you’re on Twitter, too!

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