I haven’t done this for a while, and I was actually going to blog about Marie Osmond collapsing after she performed (quite admirably, mind you) on DANCING WITH THE STARS, but who can resist a little controversy, huh?

Our newest friend, Juestra Migonozopolatza (and no, I cannot say or spell it. Try cut and paste) claims, on my POST ABOUT SEATTLE, of all things, that many of my comments are blanket statements. I admit, I needed many blankets in Seattle. It was cold. Even Seattle-ites are agreeing with me there, Juju.

Perhaps my complaint about the wet, bone-chilling cold in Seattle is not what you are referring to, in which case, PERHAPS you should have clarified?

Anyway, here is what our new friend Juju said.

I find many of your comments to be blanket statements, lacking solid, specific evidence, substance, or intellegent critiism. Its ok to vent negative frustrations you have towards an organization you do not believe or wish to be part of; however, recognize that criticism is only valid when approached with objective measures…your complaints stem from petty acts, and these petty acts force you to reduce a massive organization into your own small-scale construct.

This is the very means by which malevolent dictators in the past and present eliminated massive populations that violated the views of a single individual.

Not good. Not intellegent.

People who cannot SPELL intell-I-gent are obviously woefully unqualified to measure someone ELSE’S intell-I-gence.

Dismissed. Next?

ADDENDUM: Here’s my next already.

Name: zoolandrrrrrrr | E-mail: zoolandrrrrrrr@

you should have fucked the missionaries.. now that would be a good story.

you sound like a spoiled little loser brat still living with mom and dad and already failed at marriage. lacking faith to repent and really serve christ…you hide behind this bullshit as if you are doing anyone any good. my dog chases his tail and thinks he’s a hero. the church is true. the evidence is astounding. there is no other way to account for its success. every knee shall bow sister…and i am not perfect either, so if you want to bow them for me,,,,um yahha

And you? You sound like a seventeen-year-old hypocrite. Spoiled little loser brat? Look in the mirror, Zoo Boy. WHAT evidence? There is no evidence, you complete and total moron. Astounding? Give it to me, and I don’t mean your minuscule little member. I’m talking about EVIDENCE you claim you have, when you come here and comment (quite stupidly, I might add). The way to account for the Mormon Church’s success, Monkey Boy, is lies, smoke and mirrors, and deceptive practices, along with the desire of people to be told what to do, and what will happen when they die.

If you tell people you have THE ANSWERS, they will come. Along the way, an interesting thing happens. Many leave when they realize you DON’T have the answers. Others find ways to research and convince themselves that the answers are THERE, if you just look in a different area, or don’t take things so literally, or pray and listen to the heartburn, letting it rule you instead of taking ZANTAC. Those people stay. And some? Some are born into it, and stay because it’s the culture. But it’s NOT about success.

You, little Ape Boy, need a good spanking and some lessons in manners, as well as some repentance of your own. This comment was your equivalent of the shiny big red car. Lacking something in the “male” department, are we, so must shove our priesthood around?

I’m not playing. Go home to mommy.

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