IFFP FINALISTS…
Yup, that’s right. My judges could not pick, nor did my judges agree, so I am turning to you.
The finalists are:
3. Cele Says: His future is secure.
8. Tracy Says: The Mormons had to resort to elephants to suck their former members back to the fold.
10. sheryl Says: Reason #1 that Viagra is not FDA-approved for boys under 12.
PLEASE VOTE! You can vote in comments, or by email to: Nataliewrites@aol.com.



September 18th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Given this is Trapped by the Mormons, I vote for #2.
I knew I didn’t have a chance….sigh…
September 18th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
My vote is for sheryl. Too funny!
September 18th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
You know, elephantiasis is NOT something at which you poke fun. Sure poking might be fun and maybe even more fun with a giant trunk but he’s a kid . . . have a heart.
Contest indeed!
September 19th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Ooh ooh, “I have a VERY wide stance!”
September 20th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Elephantitis… LOL. T.B., where were you earlier??? Although the Young Republicans comment was amusing, too.