The post that sends me STRAIGHT to the Terrestial Kingdom
See, here’s the thing. It appears that ALL Mormon prophets eventually MORPH into Yoda.
I watched Gordon B. Hinckley today, and I am telling you… YODA! And it seems to be true of MOST MORMON PROPHETS. I remember when Star Wars came out, and the Church was RIFE with the FPRs (faith promoting rumors) that Yoda was based on Spencer W. Kimball and other LDS tenets. Here’s some proof of that. Yeah, okay.
But can YOU just imagine a Yoda testimony?
Well, at least, I have this little tidbit.
True, I know this church is. The only true church, it is. Prophet, I know Joseph Smith was. Yeesssssss.
April 2nd, 2007 at 7:32 am
His ears are Yoda-like too!!
April 2nd, 2007 at 9:06 am
Hilarious. I have fond memories of how Benson said “book” in BoM. “BUCK UH MARMAN! BUCK UH MARMAN! BUCK UH MARMAN” I recall him yodelling out. That stopped my Saturday morning chanelling surfing dead in its tracks.
April 2nd, 2007 at 9:07 am
“chanelling surfing?” Hah. “Chanel surfing” should it of course be.
April 2nd, 2007 at 10:07 am
That was hilar!!!!! So well needed today…
April 2nd, 2007 at 10:58 am
And the comment that will consign me perpetually to the DAMU…. What about Gollum?
Our precious, the church is true our precious! Lovely tasty tithing my precious. Nasty DVD’s precious, they burns us they burns us! Nice packer, lovely packer, he not hurt poor GollumHinckly (Nasty brutish hobbit…. we hates them we hates them)
April 2nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
He he he. Funny, angry….
April 2nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
*blink* Good Lord…
April 2nd, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Oh mi gosh, Angry is too funny. Thank you for the imagry and laugh.
April 3rd, 2007 at 6:47 am
I choked on my coffee at ths Gollum thing….bloddy hell that was funny. And I think it’s true about the yoda thing except for Benson. Although when he spoke, I could hear polka music in the background while he yodeled.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:45 am
Don’t forget about the JeDi mind trick:
That is not the question you are looking for.
You should have asked about Joseph Smith.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:42 am
ml, let’s do it in YODA SPEAK.
That is the question you are looking for not.
Asked about Joseph Smith, should you have.
April 3rd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Wow, Amidala is the ideal Molly? The hair and makeup I can see, but I had NO idea I should have been having pre-marital sex with much younger men while hiding my relationships with them for fear the other Jedi would strip them of their powers for wanting have a family. Please tell me that site is satire!
April 3rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Ah my young padawan missionary
Strong with you the farce is
April 3rd, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Hey Space Chick, sorry, I think it’s serious….. But I’ve been wrong before….
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:42 pm
“The Jedi have a dress code, LDS have a dress code, mostly the
Missionaries.”
Yeah, cause no one else has thought up that whole dress code idea….
Truly amusing site.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Oh, and my nerdier than thou husband just reminded me that the chosen one was Anakin. You know the one who turned to the dark side and became Darth Vader.
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Good point, Laura.
April 4th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Laura,
I don’t want to attack your husband’s statements or anything, but I believe that in Episode I, it was Qui-Gon Jinn who believed that Anakin was the chosen one based on his levels of midi chlorians. The Jedi council members were not convinced because the future was clouded. They even believed that Anakin was too old to start Jedi training and contributed to his inability to suppress his emotions.
April 5th, 2007 at 8:14 am
So that makes Luke the chosen one, right? Geek out!
April 7th, 2007 at 6:28 am
They say that the chosen one is supposed to bring balance to the force. It is never really said if that means someone good or evil.