Nazi Mormon Gayle Ruzicka Spotted at W&S Signing
Okay, not really, but DAMN did Suyo give me a heart attack when she walked up to my booksigning table at Barnes and Noble in Sugarhouse this afternoon. Yup, she introduced herself as GAYLE RUZICKA. I didn’t know whether to bolt for the nearest exit screaming bloody murder or jump across the table and BITCHSLAP her!
Luckily for both of us, it took me but a few seconds to figure out that this was NOT Ruzicka (there was no anal pucker to her lips and the stick-up-the-ass was noticeably missing). Only took me another few seconds to figure out it was jokester Suyo.
But man, for a minute there, she REALLY got my heart going….
May 6th, 2006 at 10:38 pm
Ha ha ha that must have made your hair stand up on end.
May 7th, 2006 at 7:30 am
Natalie,
As a service to womankind everywhere, Please, PLEASE, if you ever really DO run into Miss Gayle, Bitchslap her for all of us!
May 7th, 2006 at 9:37 am
Yeah, Suyo, your comments were in the moderation queue, but I freed them!
May 7th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Hey, Natalie, have you seen this? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12666588/
May 9th, 2006 at 11:26 am
LOL.. what are friends for???
or Time to get new friends. LMAO
May 18th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
I figured that this post had to be a prank.
What would Gayle Ruzicka be doing at a book siging? Only people who don’t know all of the answers waste their time in book stores. I can’t imagine Ms. Ruzicka entering a bookstore when she is already filled with righteousness. As Joseph Smith would drone … Revelation is the true path to truth … not reason.
May 18th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
Well, I’ll have to admit that at first my heart slowed and my face got red… It really did. THEN I gave her a good look and figured out it was NOT Ruzicka. LOL.