Sometimes hatemail is so stunning, so illogical, and so ridiculous it stops me cold. Got one of those today, from someone claiming NOT to be a Mormon. My first thought was, of COURSE this was a Mormon, or about to become a Mormon. It seemed really clear. One of my non-Mormon friends read it, and said, “Well, she could be JW. But whatever she is, she’s whacked.” Yup. That about sums it up. This same friend also said, “The devil quotes the scripture for his own purposes. and she got hers exactly backwards.”

And indeed she did twist the Bible to suit her purposes, but what’s new with that? Frankly, she seems more than a little fruitcakey to me, but hey, ’tis the season for fruitcake. And most Bible-thumping religious zealots DO seem nutty to me. So you decide. Read and enjoy.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

I am NOT a Mormon. I have studied all the religions and lived at least one year in the services of many, all of which are considered to be Christian, Jewish, and Science. I have found that Jesus said “if they are not against me, they are for me”…so that has solved my questions about who is a Follower of the Savior and KEEP HIS TEACHINGS.

However, I have been watching BYU for a year or maybe more. What I have learned, seen and heard on that channel tells me that the Mormon Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-day Saints demonstrates that it is closer to the Truth than any of the others.

I have found that they incorporate into their lifestyle the Commandments of God, of Jesus, the Son of God, they refer and believe in the Holy Spirit of God, in family, respect, manners, order, wisdom, understanding, knowledge and education etc. I have also found that the “christians” especially “born agains” have NO order, more people in the jails, more divorces, more in poverty, more hypocrits and liars, more money hungry people taking from the poor to buy their luxury homes, cars, airplanes and give seminars to get more money. They Sell their tapes for high prices to enlighten those who can’t afford to buy them (that is to keep the poor ignorant and broke) and yes, they do heal in the name of Jesus.

WHAT DID JESUS SAY ABOUT HEALING IN HIS NAME? Jesus said “in that day, you will say “but Lord, I healed in your name, I cast out devils in your name and I raised the dead in your name” and “I will say , DEPART FROM ME, YOU WORKERS OF INIQUITY”, “I DON’T KNOW YOU”. Do you think he was talking to the Jews? NO, they don’t heal or cast out devils. Was he talking to the Baptists? NO, they don’t believe in healing in this era. Was he talking to the Catholics, the Eastern Orthodox or the Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons? I DON’T THINK SO. I believe he was talking to people like you, who left the good for the deception of glib talk from parots who use the Word of God for their own selfish desires.

ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THIS WEBSITE. IT IS FOR SELFISH DESIRES AND TO DISRUPT OTHER’S LIVES. IF YOU NO LONGER WANT TO ABIDE BY THE RULES OF THE MORMON CHURCH, THEN LEAVE IT IN PEACE.
GO ELSEWHERE AND SEE IF YOU CAN DO IT BETTER. STOP BACK BITING AND SPREADING LIES BECAUSE YOUR “EGO” WAS HURT BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT ONE OF THE CHOSEN ONES TO BE ELEVATED BEFORE THE PUBLIC OR THAT YOU ARE A REBELLIOUS, CLOSED MINDED, HARD NOSED IDIOT WHO DOES NOT IN ANY WAY FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST.

If you followed the teachings of Jesus, you would be “praying for those who persecute you and dispitefully using you” and you would go along your way in peace. NO, YOU ARE ANGRY AND LOOKING TO ATTRACT AND INITIATE ANGER WITH A VENDETTA. GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU TO DAY AND IN THE ETERNAL JUDGEMENT. MIND YOUR OWN SOUL BUSINESS AND LEAVE OTHER ALONE.
YOUR OPINION IS NOT WORTHY.

No, I am not a mormon, neither am I a Born Again or anything else. I read the Bible, understand it and I am a Daughter of the Living Eternal Creator, Saved by His only Begotten Son, Jesus/Yeshua (in Hebrew), filled with the Holy Spirit and I respect all that reflects God and His goodness. YOU DO NOT REFLECT GOD AND HIS GOODNESS AND YOU MUST BE AWAKENED THAT YOU MAY BE SAVED IN THE FUTURE.

Go in Peace in the Name of Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace

Kristy7cal

Go IN PEACE?? After you just preached brimstone and hellfire to me? Girl, you need to read your Bible closer. Jesus spent most of his time among the prostitutes and the pharisees, not the holier-than-thou-nutjobs who need a REAL life.

Oh, and Kristy? Mormons sell all KINDS of religious materials at pretty hefty prices. Hung out at the BYU bookstore or Deseret Book lately? Good God, woman, get your facts straight. LDS Inc. is one of the RICHEST corporations there is. THEY are a business, worth more money than even GOD can count. They own the ENTIRE DOWNTOWN BLOCK OF SALT LAKE CITY, including both malls. They BOUGHT Main Street, woman! How the hell did you miss that? Are you really that dumb?

And while they may espouse some of the tenets Jesus taught, they’ve forgotten to tell you about the fact that they believe God used to be a man, and man will become a God, with lots of wives and spirit children, practicing polygamy, a tenet necessary for you to go on to the Celestial Kingdom, the highest of all God’s kingdoms.

And if all you’ve learned about Mormons you gleaned from watching BYU television, I truly pity you. Here are a few of the things I’VE learned from watching television.

1. If you have a Harley Davidson, you will get laid. Otherwise, you are shit out of luck.

2. If you use Axe Body Spray, women will cling to you like suction cups. You will not be able to remove them from your back.

3. Every police department has a crime scene task force that carries guns and solves every crime, regardless of its nature.

4. Big purple dinosaurs are remarkably adept at singing show tunes and dancing, and can also speak, although in a slightly falsetto voice.

5. If you drink the right beer, women will cling to you like suction cups.

That’s just a few of them. Someone on the exmormon board pointed out to me that Kristy actually is some sort of self-styled Internet missionary of a strange, unidentifiable Christian nature, and perhaps my first assumption, that she was Mormon, is wrong. The first comment I found was on a site called datejesus.com. Now, considering I just MENTIONED dating Jesus in a previous post (what a coincidence!), I want to make it clear that the Jesus I dated was NOT this Jesus. I promise.

There, Kristy identified herself as a Jewish handmaiden, and also warned him of his folly. There were a few others, and frankly, she has me perplexed. But a word to missionaries. Kristy is PRIMED and ready. She’s FRESH MEAT. She WANTS your gospel. Go get her.

Just be careful what you wish for. This one appears to be a little more trouble than she is worth.

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