Because I was bored this morning, and avoiding those pesky revisions, I was Web surfing when I happened across a Web site that had Trapped by the Mormons on it. Now, I’ve explained that I took this name from a campy old silent movie that was pretty silly, even though many people have chosen to believe that I am trying to say I am actually TRAPPED by the Mormons. They send me nasty emails that say, “There are millions of people who want the true gospel of Jesus Christ, we sure don’t need to trap a skanky ass bitch like you.” But in Mormonspeak, so it’s more like, “There are millions of people who want the true gospel of Jesus Christ, we sure don’t need to keep an A-POS-TATE on our roles.”

Anyway, I found this site that stated they are REMAKING the movie Trapped by the Mormons. Hmmm. Are they sure ONE wasn’t enough?

It actually sounds kind of amusing. The woman being lured to Mormonism through hypnosis is actually being played by a drag queen. This may sound far fetched, but have you SEEN the pictures of Brigham Young’s wives?? I swear, some of them shaved alongside Brigham.

Anyway, I didn’t hear about this movie before, so I’m guessing it won’t be mentioned in the next Academy Awards, but hey, I thought it was amusing.

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