Archive for April, 2005


A Sad Day in American Idol History…..

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

AUUUGGHGGGHGHGHHHH. GlArGlE. Gack. Gack. Gack. ARGLE BARGLE. I’m so gobsmacked I can hardly speak. (Isn’t that a great word? It’s a British term. I couldn’t find an appropriate American term that expressed my dismay as well, so I borrowed it.)

Constantine Maroulis was voted OFF American Idol last night. I know, it’s simply too shocking for words. What the hell is WRONG with you people? I know, I know, I usually rail against people using the term “you people,” but, well, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Constantine IS the American Idol. He is the “it” boy. He had it all. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

*Sigh.* Constantine, as one member of the American public at large, please accept my apologies for our extreme lack of taste and ability to judge real talent. We are sorry. All those nasty things the British people have been saying about us for years are true.

*Sigh.*

Note to Mandy: Saying IT IS TRUE in caps does not make it true. I tried that little experiment, in regard to Constantine, and well, we can all see the outcome of that! Your going to have to resort to actual fact and basis in backing up your belief of Mormonism rather than just proclaiming IT IS TRUE in caps.

Bro. Barker Unmasked….

Monday, April 25th, 2005

Brother Barker Writes Back

Sunday, April 24th, 2005

Stanley, Stanley, Stanley…

Saturday, April 23rd, 2005

Cooking to Hook Up with Ann Marie Michaels

Friday, April 22nd, 2005

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